Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Thursday, June 30, 2016

PLUG: Somebody else's funny web site

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My friends and fellow local comedians Colin Means and Zac Townsend have launched their own comedy web site, The Hungover Achiever . They...
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Wednesday, June 29, 2016

My old school

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Last year, my old high school in Benton Harbor, Michigan, received national attention because the football team had a historic, storyb...
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Friday, June 24, 2016

Here he plugs again

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Come see me, along with a whole bunch of singers and dancers and musicers and poetry-ers and other comicers tomorrow in Carrollwood. It...
Wednesday, June 22, 2016

BatDad has a book

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Blake Wilson, known better as "BatDad", a character he plays in hilarious Vines posted on line, has gotten a book published. ...
Saturday, June 18, 2016

HOLY SHIT, HAVE I BEEN BLOGGING FOR TEN YEARS?!?

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Holy shit, I have been blogging for ten years! "What a long strange trip it's been! KIT!!!! RMA!!!!"  " June 18, 200...
Wednesday, June 15, 2016

A Plea to the People of Pinellas

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Another day, another plug. Right? Ha ha ha ha ha! (Sigh) Okay, here's what's up... Tomorrow night, I'll be performing at ...

Be The Lou

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"Transformation There is huge chaotic vibration permeating everything these last few days. It is a wave of pain, fear and unknowing...
Tuesday, June 14, 2016

Comedy plug-a-palooza: now with charitable causes!

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Okay. Hi. How's everybody doing? Downer last couple of days, eh? I'll say! Might I suggest the healing power of laughter? I might...

Points taken

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From the sarcastic... "Remember: No matter what happens, it's all about you. Now is the perfect time to share your political b...
Thursday, June 09, 2016

Come sail me away

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Have you ever wanted to put me on a boat so I could be sent off somewhere far, far away*?  It's okay, you can answer honestly.  Of ...
Wednesday, June 08, 2016

The talk my dad never had to have with me

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Sit down, Clark. We need to have a chat. You're my son and I love you. And as a result, I will support you in any endeavor you choos...
Thursday, June 02, 2016

Here's me, not telling you what to do

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Guess what time it is? It's Creative Loafing Best of the Bay 2016 time! Woop woop! As you may recall, after years of various leve...
Wednesday, June 01, 2016

Sad clowns

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Nobody likes complaining. Actually, that's not accurate: Everybody loves complaining. Nobody likes listening to complaining. I...
Saturday, May 28, 2016

Change in plans: party in Pinellas tonight!

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Remember that time when I said I was gonna do nothin' on Saturday (today)? Well, I lied. For starters, I wrote this thing that you...
Wednesday, May 25, 2016

THIS poor bastard

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Another week, another my-life-behind-someone-else's-vehicle post. The other day I found myself looking at the back of this truck: I...
Monday, May 23, 2016

Busy, busy, busy week this week!

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Hi! How are you? I'm asking because I'm about to take the next few minutes telling you how I'm doing and it just seemed like ...
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