- I added some new links over there to the right. I included Denise and Gadzooks because in spite of the remarkably poor judgement they exhibit by reading this blog on a regular basis, they inexplicably don't hate me. Cracked is there because it is a very funny site and I hold only a minimal grudge against them for screwing me out of a subscription when they were publishing a magazine. And Stuck In the 80's is there because, at least to some degree, I am and so are you, whether you want to admit it or not.
- I am now actively occupying an apathetic presence on Facebook as well as MySpace. I don't do very much with either one of them but I like Facebook better if for no other reason than it doesn't look so tacky that it would make an airbrush artist at the state fair blanch. I've looked around a little and have yet to see a single picture of a diamond encrusted teddy bear holding a bouquet of roses asking "Won't you (sniffle, whimper, sob, whine) be my friend?" while a James Blunt song plays in the background.
- I was off line for a couple of days but I got a new computer this weekend. My old ("old" in terms of computers and perishable food items only) died and I had to get a replacement. Unless you are highly savvy when it comes to technical matters, shopping for computers is the worst. Worse even than buying a new car. You're expected to compare items that all look alike, yet are completely different, based solely on criteria that's presented like this: Intel® Core™2 Quad desktop processor Q6600; 2GB memory; DL DVD±RW/CD-RW drive; 500GB hard drive; Windows Vista Home Premium versus Intel® Core™2 Duo desktop processor E4500; 3GB DDR2 memory; DL DVD±RW/CD-RW drive; 500GB hard drive; Windows Vista Home Premium with TV tuner. Which one is better? Hell if I know; they're exactly the same price on Best Buy's web site. Look, why can't they just list the features I might actually be interested in, like which one blocks friend requests from people with hideous MySpace pages?
Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.
Sunday, January 06, 2008
New stuff
Three quick things...
I despise MySpace with a purple passion. I never realized what bad taste EVERYBODY has until I saw the myspace pages. OMGWTF are these people thinking?
ReplyDeleteFacebook >>>>> MySpace
PC note: unless you are a gamer, number cruncher, or graphic designer just about any PC/Laptop will be able to do what you want. Go for price and reliability.
Facebook>>>>>MySpace
ReplyDeleteWho knew all those people could be so tacky? And, I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO YOUR FAVORITE SONG WHEN I LOAD YOUR PAGE. IT'S YOUR FAVORITE SONG NOT MINE.
Ok, I feel much better now.
The Internet sucks - except when you make some of your money by other people being bad at using the Internet. For this, I LOVE MYSPACE!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the shout out. We need to eat some damn Village Inn food together again soon.