The Lullaby of Failed Broadway

By popular demand (well, one person asked about it; that's enough to make her popular with me) and for the benefit of those who didn't already see these on Twitter or Facebook, here are the "Failed Broadway Show Titles" that I threw out there over the last day or so. For the rest of you, please enjoy this special encore presentation...

• “The PVC Petting Zoo”


• “Ocala!”


• “A Streetcar Named Meh“


• “How To Succeed In Business By Applying Yourself And Working Nights And Weekends”


• “Who's Afraid Of The Virginia Slims Tennis Tour?”


• “Arsenic And Old Lays Potato Chips”


• “Forever Argyle”


• “Damn Padres!”


• “A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To the Forum: The Oren Koules Story”


• “My Fair To Middlin' Lady”


• “The Chicken ala King And I”


• “Se7en Brides For Brad Pitt And Morgan Freeman”


• “Brigadunebuggy”


• “West Side Story 2”


• "Phantom Of The Omelet"


• "Das Showboot"


• "The Religious Fanasticks"


• "The National Chain Of Discount Department Stores Of Horrors"


• "Guys And Guys Who Dress Like Dolls"