Remember the Superfriends cartoons? When they weren't fighting villians, Superman, Batman, Aquaman and Wonder Woman would just kind of hang around their crime fighting headquarters, in their super hero uniforms, addressing each other by their super hero names and using their super hero poweres for mundane chores and glorified bar tricks.Well, of course Superman would heat up a pizza for everyone by using his super heat vision! What else would he use?
I'm pretty sure that is exactly how the really, really big celebrities live their lives...
"Tiger Woods was involved in a one-car accident near his home in Windermere, Fla., early (Friday) morning, and his wife, Elin, reportedly used a golf club to smash out the back window of the SUV to free her husband."
Well, of course she used a golf club to get him out of the wreckage. What else would she use?
HOly cow! I'm reading this AND there's a report of it on the telly.
ReplyDeleteShe could have used that ginormous diamond to cut the glass.
Even the Jerry Springer moments in the lives of the super rich are classy!
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