Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it.
WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.
Tuesday, December 01, 2009
Turkey Trots
In some cultures, it's considered a sign of good fortune for the holiday season when a turkey cracks one off in your presence. Look at how happy these people are, knowing that they have been blessed.
Nothing is funnier than flatulent poultry. Nothing.
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