Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Friday, February 27, 2009

Hunting for the homeless

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Last night, via a connection through Brand Tampa , I volunteered to participate in the Homeless Coalition of Hillsborough County 's 200...
Thursday, February 26, 2009

A short conversation about wishes

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"As my dearest, closest friend, would you help me grant my last wish?" "Of course I would." "Okay, do you own scuba...
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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Celebrejects

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Watching this commercial made me realize something: There's a level of fame that exists for certain celebrities for whom we have no resp...
Tuesday, February 24, 2009

You know what's funny? Other people's problems

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These delightfully uplifting stories and hundreds, maybe thousands more (many of which are not safe for work) are available at http://www.fm...
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Monday, February 23, 2009

The road to recovery

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Last night, I got out of the house for the first time since being sick because as I explained to me beloved Auntie Scoldie, cabin fever is a...
Friday, February 20, 2009

If you can't sputum, join 'em

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Frankly, I'm happy to be alive. How was your week? Here's a rundown of the events of the past few days, between Monday and now. I...
Tuesday, February 17, 2009

CWIM: LIVE, TONIGHT!

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Monday, February 16, 2009

Party out of bounds

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"Does anybody know you're here? This house of ill-repute..." - Prince, 'Rockhard in a Funky Place' Last week, I went t...
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Friday, February 13, 2009

Lorna Live

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I have to believe that the same people who consider sitting in their car and having a bag of hot, salted lard shoved at them through a bulle...
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A short conversation about the feminine ideal

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"Look at this girl in Playboy!" "The blonde? Yeah, she's very pretty." "Pretty?!? That's her! My dream girl...
Thursday, February 12, 2009

Paradise By The Jumbotron Light

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So I was at the Lightning game the other night (we lost, 3-1) and happened to find myself on the Kiss Cam (remember what I said about the pe...
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Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Party like a rock star! is the only headline I can come up with

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You can totally see how he was able to pull this off. Take one look at that picture and you immediately peg him as the drummer in a rock ba...
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Blown away

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This could have major ramifications on the people who make Kleenex as well as the entire expulsion of the various forms of unwanted,bodily...
Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Mushrooms for the new age

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I used to think that the first people to ingest mushrooms were really living on the edge. Consider, someone had to show up and say "He...
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Monday, February 09, 2009

Sleep soundly, residents of Temple Terrace

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In the alley, over by the curb, between a storage trailer and a dumpster and on the verge of being buried beneath dead leaves, the mighty Te...
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Friday, February 06, 2009

You think you have it bad now?

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You have cell phones. You have computers. You have hundreds of free cable channels. What you don't have are gigantic, crocodile-eating s...
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Thursday, February 05, 2009

RIP, PLP

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It would appear that one of my all-time favorite Tampa hangouts is no more. The legendary Proud Lion Pub, which had been around for almost 4...
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Wednesday, February 04, 2009

The Ducks Who Walk

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I don't get ducks. When it comes to getting from point A to point B, ducks are a triple threat. They can fly, swim and walk.. they'r...
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Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Halleleujah!! Can you hear me now?

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About a month ago, I was having some behavioral problems with my phone . It was turning itself off at inopportune times ( ie : when I didn...
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Monday, February 02, 2009

Super Bowl wrap-up

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Wow what a game! For two years in a row, the NFL Championship actually managed to live up to it's overwhelming hype, something that'...
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