Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Thursday, April 30, 2009

The neon lights are not that bright on THIS Broadway

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If you drive through Ybor City on 7 th Avenue and keep heading east, away from Tampa, you are going to see some weird stuff. Well, you wil...
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What to do, what to do...

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It's almost 5:00AM and any second the phone is going to ring. I told The 23-Year-Old that I would take her to the airport early this mo...
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Wednesday, April 29, 2009

A short conversation about the song lyrics of Joan Osborne

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'What if God was one of us Just a slob like one of us Just a stranger on the bus Trying to make his way home' "Boy, you know wh...
Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Fab Fours down to their final four

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Following the recent passing of Beatrice Arthur, The Golden Girls are now down to only two surviving original members, just like their arch ...
Monday, April 27, 2009

The softer side of shopping carts

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When I was a kid, my friends and I used to abuse shopping carts mercilessly. We'd take them from the nearby Jewel- Osco parking lot bac...
Sunday, April 26, 2009

This week's Clarketplace item

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The Clarketplace is closed today in observance of the holiday . I hope you are able to mark the occasion surrounded by loved ones. Please ...
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Friday, April 24, 2009

Traffic advisory

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Denis over at My Tampa Life has a very informative report on the traffic delays that will result from the shifting of traffic to the new n...

This is how it will begin

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There's a date stamped on the milk carton in my refrigerator that tells me I have until May 5th to finish the contents therein. Where d...
Thursday, April 23, 2009

How marketing works (sometimes)

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"Jesus, Eddie, I'm swamped. I don't know what to tell you. If you can't think of something creative, just call it what it i...
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Bat Dog ejected from game

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The fact that this story is 100% true is one of the reasons why I LOVE minor league baseball... (From WTSP.com ) Greensboro, NC -- There w...

The Farm Team, playing at Sunscreen

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The 4th Annual Sunscreen Film Festival will kick off on April 29th in St. Petersburg. Having done some local festivals in support of "...
Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Wanna know why there aren't more rich people?

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I didn't know "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" was still on television, but based on this actual question I saw tonight, they ...

What have we learned from Susan Boyle? Probably nothin'

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By now, if you haven't seen the video of Susan Boyle's performance on "Cor, Britain's Got A Right Bunch Of Wankers, Wot?...
Monday, April 20, 2009

Separated at birth?

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High drama...or not...at the Miss USA Pageant
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I call BS...

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Creative Loafing has published The Green 100 , "The 100 people, places and businesses leading the way toward a greener Tampa Bay"....
Sunday, April 19, 2009

This week's Clarketplace item

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Complete set of stadium cups - $10 (Tampa) Reply to: sale-zyp5r-1130383755@craigslist.org [ Errors when replying to ads? ]Date: 2009-04-19...
Friday, April 17, 2009

I don't care how bad things get...

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...you do NOT, under any circumstances, hock The King!
Thursday, April 16, 2009

Amen corner

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All this incessant talk about HOPE getting you down? Of course it is. How could it not? Luckily, the folks at the Greater Faith Outreach Ce...
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Don't say you weren't warned

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Expect displays like this on ESPN every time the subject of the New Yankee Stadium is brought up... ...and be glad that most of the time the...
Wednesday, April 15, 2009

T is for Tampa Party!

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Tampa hosted one of those Tea Parties that took place all over the nation Wednesday . I didn't plan on going but I happened to wind up d...
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