Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Polls are closed

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The voting for Creative Loafing's Best of the Bay 2010 awards ended today at 5:00PM. I realize I probably should have devoted my energy ...
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Monday, August 30, 2010

Yee haw!

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I finally got a new computer (thanks, Mom!), so I think all my tech problems are at least temporarily behind me. It's a laptop that'...
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Friday, August 27, 2010

Dumbest dream ever

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Last night, I dreamed that there was a popular movie playing that featured a hilarious scene where Will Arnett drank Hershey's chocolate...
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Thursday, August 26, 2010

Now THIS inspires me!

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This gives me an idea. Somebody give me a call if you hear that those knobs from Westboro Baptist Church are coming to Tampa. We could reall...
Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Voting in Florida: It's not just a civic duty, it's an adventure!

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I got up early yesterday and did my part as a good citizen by partaking in the democratic process, because it's the right thing to do a...
Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Why be "xtreme"...

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...when you can be FABULOUS?!? "Weeeeeeee!"
Monday, August 23, 2010

Hot fun in the summer time

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"Hey, why don't you come over to my place this weekend for a boobecue? I set up a tit in the back yabbo and thought it would be fun...
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Friday, August 20, 2010

Sorry, folks...blog's closed. The moose out front shoulda told ya ...

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Today, by all measures, I got nothin'. Literally. Sorry. Come back Monday. I'll figure out something to put here by then. Again, so...
Thursday, August 19, 2010

Wish: Granted!

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But I bet he still isn't happy...
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Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Drive me crazy

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After you live some place for a while, you tend to develop a loyalty to the place and you defend it's attributes against attacks from ou...
Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Cause & effect

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Think Nathan's Famous, seen in Coney Island... ...think Mel Brooks' famous scene in "Blazing Saddles".
Monday, August 16, 2010

Jesus, Judy!

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Lemme see what you got there? What is that? A crying statue? A grilled cheese with the Virgin Mary's face seared on it? A Lego that loo...
Friday, August 13, 2010

Interview: Steve Jerve

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Steve Jerve is the Chief Meteorologist at News Channel 8 (WFLA) television here in Tampa. He is a full member of the American Meteorologic...
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Thursday, August 12, 2010

A short conversation about design flaws

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"Hey, you got a second?" "Sure. What's up?" "I wanted to talk to you about the X217 for a minute." "A...
Wednesday, August 11, 2010

I know why the enraged flight attendant slides

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Everybody has heard the story by now, but let's recap anyway, just because it's fun: JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater (picture...
Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Cultural perceptions

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Jose: "Dios Mio! El mercado es tan grande!" Joe: "That is not a very big store at all. "
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Monday, August 09, 2010

BING! I know whose vote I WON'T be getting

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Having the backing of celebrities is a crucial part of winning any meaningless popularity contest political campaign. Barack Obama had Opra...
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Friday, August 06, 2010

This is where I want to live...

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"Sometimes monkeys live on an island And sometimes their human friend, Clark, swims out for a visit And together they're workin...
Thursday, August 05, 2010

Finally! Relief from the heat!

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Do you remember just about two months ago when I had two computers die on me within a very short time? At the time, I remember asking (as i...
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Wednesday, August 04, 2010

From the vault (part 2)

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Yesterday, was dark imagery, heavy symbolism and deep hidden meanings. Today is just good clean fun. This was a video that was shot in 2000 ...