Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Monday, June 13, 2011

Help me to help you to help me

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Yes, I know. You're welcome. Hi. So we've known each other for some time now. Or maybe we just met. Or not even, not yet anyway....
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Sunday, June 12, 2011

Anniversary week continues!

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Here's another one from 2006, my detailed analysis of why I think Dennis the Menace is gay. It's a theory I think still stands up to...
Saturday, June 11, 2011

It's Anniversary Week! Like Shark Week, only with cake! (note: there's no cake)

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' On June 18th, 2011, this very blog that you hold in your hands right now will reach it's 5th Anniversary. That's right, for so...
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Friday, June 10, 2011

What about Weiner?

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Obligatory hot dog picture, as required by International humor blog code of standards You may read posts like the poem I wrote about Th...
Tuesday, June 07, 2011

The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere (revised)

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The pretty lady on tv: Our hero  Listen my children and you shall know How the midnight ride of Paul Revere really did go, On the eigh...
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Monday, June 06, 2011

Not-so-great expectations

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"Say Reverend, how many chairs should I set up for Sunday morning?" "(sigh) Not that many."
Friday, June 03, 2011

Metaphors: Marketing people are doing them wrong

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Check out this ad from a debt consolidation service that I saw the other day... Here's how that came to be... "Hey, I was browsi...
Wednesday, June 01, 2011

High praise indeed!

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In spite of my fascination with pop culture, all my life I have been almost totally immune to many fads and trends that held people's fa...
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Monday, May 30, 2011

Fruit! There it is!

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I love fruit. Love it! I eat it all the time. I buy oranges in 40 lb bags and snack on them constantly. Candy? Potato chips? Keep 'em. W...
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Friday, May 27, 2011

Say what now?

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Here's a story that's making the rounds here in Tampa Bay . The short version is, this guy's name is Melton Little and he wor...
Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Read, follow or get the hell out of the way

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A little praise can go a long way. It doesn't take much to knock someone who thinks they're relatively well grounded in reality rega...
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Monday, May 23, 2011

Take me down to Gaga's farm

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In a seemingly unlikely partnership between pop culture phenomena, singer/songwriter/performance artist Lady Gaga has teamed up with game/ob...
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Sunday, May 22, 2011

Sunday morning post-rapture comix!

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Ol' Unca Harold in "Oh No, Not again!"
Saturday, May 21, 2011

A little bit of self-pimping

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I know sports is not a passion for a lot of people who read this blog (actually, it could very well be the most important thing in life to e...
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Friday, May 20, 2011

My Last Blog Post (unless, you know, it isn't)

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As you may have heard, many people of Christian faith (not all or even most of them) believe that tomorrow, Saturday, May 21, 2011, is the l...
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