Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Friday, September 30, 2011

Every day I'm hustlin'

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I have a new job but until the checks are rolling in regularly and I dig myself out of the hole I'm in as a result of being out of work...
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Wednesday, September 28, 2011

What are you trying to tell me?

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A lot of people try to get my attention by leaving things on my door. Pizza or Chinese food take-out menus, coupons for carpet cleaning and ...
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Monday, September 26, 2011

Coffee talk

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I learned the practice of hanging out in diners at a young age. My parents used to let me tag along on their visits to the local Big Boy, wh...
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Friday, September 23, 2011

There's something to be said for consistency

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Another Loafies, another loss. Or another way to put it is I didn't win a Creative Loafing Tampa Bay Best of the Bay award for Best Blo...
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Thursday, September 22, 2011

Let me feed your hockey hunger

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If you've ever said, "All the stuff about toilets is awesome, but I want to read even more from Clark Brooks; In particular, I wan...
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Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Yet another thing I don't understand

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Sometimes, I question whether I'm from this planet or not. So many things that are accepted as standard practices just seem wrong or rea...
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Tuesday, September 20, 2011

A name to be playered

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While keeping tabs on my beloved Tampa Bay Rays taking three of four games in their series this weekend against the hated Boston Red Sox, ca...
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Monday, September 19, 2011

Fun & Games resume tomorrow!

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Sorry, no silliness today. I sorta overextended myself this weekend and didn't leave myself time (or energy) to come up with new content...
Friday, September 16, 2011

Strange behavior in the men's room

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Typically, I try to stay away from gender-based toilet talk. You know, the whole "men-leave-the-toilet-seat-up/why-can't-women-just...
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Thursday, September 15, 2011

We won?!?

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"I don't care 2 win awards" -- Prince "Yeah, me neith...wait, what did u say?" -- Me My pal John Fontana, editor-in...
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Wednesday, September 14, 2011

I hate typos

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Unlike most spelling and grammar errors, typos are true mistakes and not the result of being sloppy or just not giving a rat's ass, both...
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Monday, September 12, 2011

Oh Yoko!

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So I'm guessing at this point, as I type this in mid-to-late 2011, people aren't still angry at Yoko Ono. At least I hope not. Perso...
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Sunday, September 11, 2011

Some thoughts on where we've been and where we're going from a non-baseball playing American

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"What I hope for in the next 10 years is a War against Fear. Then I can go back to being a so-so Muslim, and a typical American, though...
Friday, September 09, 2011

Last day to vote, if you're into that kind of thing

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And I'm hoping you are! Today is the last day to cast votes in CBS Tampa's Most Valuable Blogger Awards contest . This blog is nomi...
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Wednesday, September 07, 2011

Louis CK nails it

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"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Leave the dude alone and he'll ...
Monday, September 05, 2011

Words may fail us, but Lee Roy Selmon never did

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Lee Roy Selmon came to Tampa Bay in 1976 because he was drafted by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. In many ways, he was just like most of us who c...

Happy Labor Day means I'm happy to be laboring

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Still my favorite souvenir As of last week, I'm back to work in the exciting world of sports and entertainment (although in spite ...
Friday, September 02, 2011

Isn't "like" good enough sometimes?

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My favorite baseball player right now...well, is not currently a baseball player. Pitcher Dirk Hayhurst was released by the Tampa Bay Rays o...
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Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Best of the Bay update: An endorsement from Peter Schorsch!

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We're heading toward the finish line in this year's Crative Loafing Best of the Bay competition and yesterday, yours truly receiv...
Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Dirty update: Jen "Dirty Jenny" Leigh's album 'American Bulldog' is available today!

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As promised here's the updated info on when and where Jen Leigh's first album "American Bulldog" would be available for s...
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