Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Monday, August 06, 2012

So long, neighbor

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I live in one of the older, larger apartment complexes in town. Everybody who lives in Tampa has either lived there or known someone who h...
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Friday, August 03, 2012

My Old School

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The 30th (holy smokes!!) reunion of my high school graduating class is taking place this weekend back in Benton Harbor, Michigan. I had pl...
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Wednesday, August 01, 2012

Drawing a line in the sand(wich)

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I've tried to ignore it but it's just too damn big. The most important thing in the whole wide world right now is Chick-fil-A and ho...
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Monday, July 30, 2012

Oh Golly!

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There are lots of good reasons that I'm not a parent, least of which is my life-long devotion to avoiding responsibility. Being a parent...
Friday, July 27, 2012

The answer to America's obesity epidemic has been in front of us the whole time!

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Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Traditional marriage is challenged once again

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Call me a radical. Call me a rebel. Call me  an anarchist, avant-garde, extreme left-wing, militant, non-conformist, subversive firebrand...
Tuesday, July 24, 2012

An appeal for help on behalf of Caleb Medley, please and thanks

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Hi folks. Real quick post to let you know about Caleb Medley. He's a 23-year-old comedian and was among those wounded in the attack a...
Monday, July 23, 2012

Okay, I'm back and I'm quitting

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 Shown here: A quitter  As much as I didn't want to do it, I think this little break happened at as close to a perfect time as po...
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Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Hiatus extended

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The following is intended to inform. It is not intended to be cryptic or to elicit concern or sympathy. All is fine, if not well. If you ...
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Monday, July 16, 2012

On hiatus

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Call it a summer vacation or whatever.
Friday, July 13, 2012

A day in the life of Maury Povich

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From Wikipedia : "Maurice Richard 'Maury' Povich (born January 17, 1939) is an American television talk show host...In Septem...
Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Down with "Eat Fresh"; Long live "Cheesy Goodness"!

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If I'm ever elected to a position of power (something all of you should work together in an effort to make sure never happens), one of ...
Monday, July 09, 2012

Dr. Science apologizes for not sharing the Higgs boson particle

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Pretty! Hi there. Dr. Science, king of all the scientists* here. You may remember me from answering your questions and debunking your so...
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Friday, July 06, 2012

The douchiest thing I ever did (in sports)

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 If you look closely, you should see wristbands  When I was younger, I played A LOT of softball (that's me in the picture, wea...
Wednesday, July 04, 2012

Happy 4th of July

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That's Independence Day to you Americans who haven't packed up your guns and headed off to Canada. I don't know about you, but...
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Monday, July 02, 2012

ProfessionaLOLism

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Lawyers are very sensitive about how their image is portrayed. They bristle at references to certain carnivorous fish or the pursuit of veh...
Friday, June 29, 2012

Another grumpy old white guy ranting about what happened yesterday...but probably not what you expect

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Yesterday, shortly after it was announced (well, correctly announced ) that the United States Supreme Court had upheld President Obama's...
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Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Louie is at it again

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About six months ago, comedian/writer/producer/actor Louis C.K. struck a blow on behalf of artists and consumers when he released th...
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