Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Smoothie operator

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Someday soon, I'm going to get myself a smoothie maker (I told somebody I was going to get a blender and make smoothies and was told e...
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Hit the switch

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There are people who believe that folks choose their sexual orientation , that it's no different than picking between ice cream flavor...
Monday, July 29, 2013

These dollars make no sense to me

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I've worked in sports off and on for almost 30 years but I have absolutely no idea how sports finance works. That should come as no su...
Friday, July 26, 2013

Lesson learned: Never underestimate our love of sharks

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Last week, the pop culture universe was utterly consumed by the "Sharknado" phenomenon . I have to admit, I wasn't on board...
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Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Pledge and get perked!

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As the entertainment industry continues to undergo evolutionary changes, I've become a huge fan of these new pledge-based funding plat...
Sunday, July 21, 2013

Irony is not always delicious

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Hi. I'm still away doing whatever it is I'm doing (there's slight, barely measurable progress on that front) but I wanred to ch...
Thursday, July 18, 2013

Time in, some clarification, then time out again

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That last update came out kind of cryptic. Don't you hate it when people do that? Me too. It's such a pathetic, transparent, passi...
Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Time out

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Sorry, guys. I have to go offline for a while and take care of something. Probably about two weeks. No new stuff til then but I'll be ba...

Kids gotta learn!

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Ha ha ha! Okay, okay. Settle down, kids. I can tell by your reactions in this video that some of you are confused that anyone could have a ...
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Monday, July 15, 2013

Some ground rules before we, well, you, fight

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I know a lot of you are pretty raw about the outcome of the Zimmerman trial, with a verdict of Not Guilty handed down late Saturday night,...

Join me at the diner

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I had the pleasure and privilege of appearing on the ArtSee's Diner Radio show last week. Check it out! http://www.blogtalkradio.com...
Friday, July 12, 2013

Tanks, PETA

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Our local baseball team, the Tampa Bay Rays, is in trouble with PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) because Detroit Tigers ...
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Wednesday, July 10, 2013

There's always help in The Good Book

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I was watching a marathon of "The Walking Dead" this past weekend. Yeah, I've seen eery episode but it's one of those show...
Monday, July 08, 2013

Everything old is new again

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Hey, so you guys know how we haven't really invented anything (no, smaller and more technologically complex versions of stuff that alr...
Friday, July 05, 2013

It's not all of you, it's me

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This isn’t easy to admit, but I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m not qualified to be a good boyfriend. This, coming on the heels of rea...
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Wednesday, July 03, 2013

Coming soon: a new interview

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Normally, I don't like to use this space to tease upcoming stuff but I haven't written anything (and do I have a good reason for t...
Monday, July 01, 2013

Men and women: our stuff is different

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Ladies, ladies, ladies: I'm here with a reminder. Some of our stuff is different. Specifically, I'm talking about razors. Lady razor...
Friday, June 28, 2013

Whom to hate THIS week (hint: it's Paula Deen)

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Not long ago, we took a look at the way modern hatred works: Someone does something mean/stupid/thoughtless Somebody on the internet fin...
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Thursday, June 27, 2013

No mo' DOMA, Mr. (and Mr.) Roboto

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Yesterday (Wednesday), the U.S. Supreme Court declared that gay couples married in states where it is legal must receive the same federal ...
Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Sunday was weird

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I've reached the age where I know I can expect things to go wrong, health-wise. Sure, really bad things can happen to young people and...
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