Wednesday, November 20, 2013

We are bitches

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We are bitches. All of us. Every last damn one of us. Just a big, dumb, batch of bitches. Bitches by the billions. "What kind of bi...
Monday, November 18, 2013

Freak me out

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I used to work at the Florida State Fair selling beer. More often than not, I spent at least as much money as I made out on the midway. Th...
Friday, November 15, 2013

Back to the barber shop

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I've written about my barber shop before . It's located at Fiesta Plaza in West Tampa, I've been going there for almost 30 years...
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Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Words still fail us

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It amazes me that after all these centuries of verbal communication, upon figuring out how to grunt air through our food holes to make wor...
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Monday, November 11, 2013

Bringing you up to date on The Walking Dead

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Walkers "The Walking Dead" is a very popular show on AMC that nobody seems to like very much. Honestly, for all the scads of ...
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Friday, November 08, 2013

It doesn't always get better

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Okay, for better or worse, I'm chiming in on the hot-button topic of the day/week/month: bullying. This is a subject that has gotten ...
Wednesday, November 06, 2013

Go laugh at Boober tomorrow!

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If you're in Tampa Thursday night, you should go to Side Splitters Comedy Club and see Boomer Nichols' (aka Boober Nipples) homec...
Monday, November 04, 2013

Today's forecast: Love is in the air!

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This is an email I received this weekend. Needless to say, I will be married soon: FROM: kenisha.granberry55066@planetmail.net TO: cla...
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Friday, November 01, 2013

Listen to Grandpa

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When I was little younger, I used to stay up really late and watch tv for no good reason. Lots of low-budget horror movies, tons of talk sh...
Thursday, October 31, 2013

Saving my old home town, one building at a time

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My old home town of Benton Harbor, Michigan has been doing hard times and a bad economy long before it became fashionable eveywhere else. It...
Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Happy Halloween, 2013

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Once again, Halloween is here. That means it's time to celebrate an annual rite. No, I don't mean being allowed to crossdress i...
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Monday, October 28, 2013

Welcome to Very Short And Specific Celebrity Impression Theatre

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Good evening and welcome to Very Short And Specific Celebrity Impression Theatre. Today, I will be portraying actor Sean Penn in our prese...
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Friday, October 25, 2013

You read the book, now drink from the cup!

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"Hey, is that a T-Rex?" Yeah, I said 'forest creatures', duh. Here's a new item for sale: The Ridiculously Incons...
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Wednesday, October 23, 2013

I've been shirking my Unbelieva-duties

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There are lots of pictures we're tagged in out there now, yet I keep returning to this one. Hey, if it ain't broke, don't fi...
Monday, October 21, 2013

A ridiculously inconsistent guide to the World Series

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In case you're not a sports fan, you are probably not aware that something very important is about to happen: The World Series. This i...
Friday, October 18, 2013

Well, that oughtta show... us?

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I had this long, angry screed about the government shutdown accomplishing absolutely nothing and finally coming to an end before a global...
Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Post-dream follow up

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Sometimes I have really intense dreams. I don't mean nightmares, although I have those too. What I'm talking about are dreams that...
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Monday, October 14, 2013

Dearly beloved...

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The other day, a life-long dream of mine came true. Well, a dream I've had since April of 2010, the day I became an ordained minister ....
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Friday, October 11, 2013

When one door opens, someone may lose an eye

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This is a door inside the office where I work: It's a problem. There's another one on the other end of the office. They're b...
Wednesday, October 09, 2013

A trivial pursuit

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Believe it or not, I used to be a competitive athlete, with a much stronger emphasis on the competitive part than the athlete part. Not th...