Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Monday, December 30, 2013

How to fix the Bucs

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As another sorry Buccaneers season comes skidding to a halt like the ninth car in a ten-car pile-up(they finished 4-12), it's time to as...
Saturday, December 28, 2013

So long, Uncle Bob

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My Uncle Bob passed away the other day. I called him Uncle Bob but most people knew him as "Chet", short for Chester, his last n...
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Friday, December 27, 2013

Merry no longer Christmas but not quite New Years although it IS Friday, so that's good Day

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"She's been like that since Wednesday. Should we do something?" Like the last of the stuffing from Christmas dinner (com...
Thursday, December 26, 2013

Merry (day after) Christmas 2013

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"You know, Mildred, I don't believe that boy actually knows how to play that guitar..."  Hey, did you get everything opene...
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Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Merry Christmas 2013

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"Huh? Oh yeah. Murry Chrizmuzzz." Merry Christmas to you and your friends, families and associates, known or otherwise. Pleas...
Tuesday, December 24, 2013

For Christmas, I bring thee... a foul-mouthed robot. Enjoy!

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The rest of this week will be encore episodes of holiday special editions of this blog. In other words, re-runs. Let's start things off ...
Monday, December 23, 2013

The elf on the pot

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I've noticed a lot of negative backlash toward The Elf on the Shelf this holdiay season. Suddenly people seem to be tired of the class...
Friday, December 20, 2013

Smells like school spirit

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CEO Katie Masik The other day, I received this email: Hi Clark, I was wondering if you’d be interested in covering Masik Collegiat...
Thursday, December 19, 2013

Merry Christmas to me!

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Ever since I was a young boy, I've played the silver ball. .. Similarities between me and The Who pretty much end there (although Pete ...
Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Come back tomorrow

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No new material today, but come back tomorrow when I reveal my 2013 Christmas present to myself! Hint: Part of it is kind of this shape. ...
Monday, December 16, 2013

Flaw-some and shame-azing!

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I, like most people, overuse certain words. It's a natural habit. You find certain words with which you are comfortable expressing you...
Friday, December 13, 2013

Heaven help me, I think I'm mellowing

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Something is wrong with me. Wrong, in that I'm changing and as everyone knows, change is bad. What's happening is I'm finding ...
Wednesday, December 11, 2013

People: The worst

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People ruin everything. Doubt the validity of that broad swipe at humanity? Think of one thing that used to be better than it is now whos...
Monday, December 09, 2013

How boxing was invented

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A jousting tournament field somewhere in England on March 24, 1624... LEOFRICK, VALET TO SIR CEDRIC OF CRANAPPLE: Sir Cedric! I have jus...
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Friday, December 06, 2013

Dummies are getting dumber

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 "Derp?" There really can't be any more doubt that we are getting dumber as a society and as a species, can there? I me...
Wednesday, December 04, 2013

Vengeance, hot or cold, is delicious!

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Have you ever gotten real, true revenge for a situation in which you felt like you were wronged? I don't mean an act of retaliation, w...
Monday, December 02, 2013

Just the tip, please

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There's a twist in the latest case of someone using a server's gratuity as a platform to make some sort of social statement , in t...
Friday, November 29, 2013

Purple Friday

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In case you haven't noticed, there's a real backlash out there against "Black Friday" and "Screw it, we're just...
Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Happy Holidays... Go!!

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Today (Wednesday) seems like a Friday. Tomorrow will feel like a Sunday. A couple of weeks ago, time changed from "normal" to ...
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Monday, November 25, 2013

Big Game Hunter

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My cousin MB posted this picture on Facebook of this enormous deer and the guy who shot it. I have to admit, this is one big-ass deer and ...
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