Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Friday, January 31, 2014

Now I have a podcast Ho-Ho-Ho

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Have you ever wanted to read my blog but thought, "Gee, I sure wish I could just hear this dude say things instead of having to sit...
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Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Yeah, Let's Talk

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Yesterday was Bell's annual " Let's Talk " day, designed to be a "first step towards meaningful change and building g...
Monday, January 27, 2014

Sick day. No jokes today, Come back Wednesday

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The headline and the picture below basically spell out the situation, but yeah, I have no material for you today. I'll be fine after I s...
Friday, January 24, 2014

On Richard Sherman and athletes talking about stuff

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I didn't want to have to write a post about this because I was bored with this story within hours of it happening and I'd hoped pe...
Wednesday, January 22, 2014

The National Anthem Singer Show!

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Hi folks. Welcome to the National Anthem Singer Show, where we fairly and objectively rank those who sing "The Star Spangled Banner...
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Monday, January 20, 2014

Jammin' Monstrously

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There's a radio announcer out there who does the ads all the motor sports shows plus some NFL football games. He has this crazy exagge...
Friday, January 17, 2014

I understand, Clark, and I'm on your side

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"Yes, the revulsion toward Clark cuts across cultural boundaries." - Jon Greenburg, ESPNChicago.com People who know me in rea...
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Wednesday, January 15, 2014

I am the worst person I know

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I have been known to refer to myself as the worst person I know. Part of that is self-effacing humor but honestly, at the heart of the mat...
Monday, January 13, 2014

More stupid people problems

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I would have to say the toughest thing about my job is dealing with the stupid people. I realize this makes me unique from everybody else ...
Friday, January 10, 2014

Gettin' in Da Club - part 2 of 2

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Not so fast, would-be club member. After repeated phone inquiries which resulted in un-returned voice mails, I guess The Exclusive Wealth C...
Wednesday, January 08, 2014

Let's get Shorty!

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"I don't care to win awards" - Prince "Lost causes are the only ones worth fighting for" - Clarence Darrow Thos...

Gettin' in Da Club - part 1 of 2

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The other day, I was on line and I stumbled across this club... Woo wee, son! That's right, it's the Exclusive Wealth Club, ...
Monday, January 06, 2014

Network: 2014

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The 1976 film "Network", starring Faye Dunaway, William Holden and Peter Finch was a satire about the media, particularly televisi...
Friday, January 03, 2014

Shame or something like it

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The other day, I needed to talk to my sister about some fairly serious, unpleasant and sensitive family business. I called her in the morn...
Wednesday, January 01, 2014

So that was 2013

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Let's see; I survived an ailment that I thought was going to kill me in my sleep , I helped Peter Pan get his boat back , I continued...
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Monday, December 30, 2013

How to fix the Bucs

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As another sorry Buccaneers season comes skidding to a halt like the ninth car in a ten-car pile-up(they finished 4-12), it's time to as...
Saturday, December 28, 2013

So long, Uncle Bob

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My Uncle Bob passed away the other day. I called him Uncle Bob but most people knew him as "Chet", short for Chester, his last n...
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