Friday, January 30, 2015

Apparently, I'm a VIB

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I have been tagged for the Very Inspiring Blogger award by Carrie Bailey . This has thrown me somewhat because if anything, I'm ins...
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Wednesday, January 28, 2015

What the F?

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The other night, I heard a Hillsborough County (Florida) educator talk about something that nearly blew my mind: they have a grade called ...
Monday, January 26, 2015

Speaking of the lotto...

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...which we were the other day. Remember ? Yes. Anyway. I don't play the lotto. I don't have anything against playing. I'm not...
Friday, January 23, 2015

Karma hates me, you, almost all of us

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Have the good deeds you perform in life paid off in the form of unexpected good fortune lately? No? Well, this guy won the lotto recently...
Wednesday, January 21, 2015

What to do, what to do?

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This happened on Tuesday... Hillsborough deputies arrested a man who spotted someone with a gun, followed him into a Walmart, and tack...
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Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Outed

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I honestly don't know how much of a crossover there is between who reads this blog and who listens to The Spike On The Mic Show , ei...
Monday, January 19, 2015

Pull 'em over

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This happened the other day. The truck part is real, the dialogue is made-up... "Good afternoon, sir. Do you know why I pulled you ...
Friday, January 16, 2015

Whom To Hate This Week - pizza delivery guy vs used car dealers edition

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The service industry is generally defined as "made up of companies that primarily earn revenue through providing intangible products an...
Wednesday, January 14, 2015

Bit killers

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There are people out there who think their mission in life is to make things that are already inherently funny funnier, often doing so by ...
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Monday, January 12, 2015

Why you shouldn't pay attention to what Rush Limbaugh says (hint: he's a stupid person)

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Meanwhile, I hear his one-man show portraying "Gilligan's Island" Skipper Alan Hale is not to be missed! Just in cas...
Friday, January 09, 2015

How to win at Christmas Cards

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Now that they're completely over, how were your holidays? Did you get lots of gifts? Spend time with loved ones? Get plenty of egg nog...
Thursday, January 08, 2015

Je suis pas un héros

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"It perhaps sounds a bit pompous, but I’d rather die standing than live on my knees." - Stephane Charbonnier "...it mak...
Wednesday, January 07, 2015

Ask bad questions, expect bad answers

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Most of you know that I'm a part-time sportswriters. What you might not know is that I have a generally low opinion of sportswriters a...
Monday, January 05, 2015

Let's get married!

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Everybody, right now! As of tomorrow, January 6th, in the year Two Thousand Fifteen, the last of the silly, mean-spirited bureaucratic obsta...
Sunday, January 04, 2015

The holiday break is over and so am I

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Thanks for indulging the absence of regularly published blog posts over the last couple of weeks. Now that the Holiday Season is over ...
Wednesday, December 31, 2014

THIS JUST IN!

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"We are getting reports that something terrifying has happened at the mall . Here is video recorded live at the scene:" Video r...
Monday, December 22, 2014

Christmas Holiday Time Extravaganza!

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Oh no, did you think I forgot my annual Happy Holidays gift to you, that being the most beloved animated Christmas feature since that one...
Friday, December 19, 2014

A Santa Story! Kind of.

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(WARNING! This story is not  appropriate for little kids. You'll see why.) This is a true story that happened to me a long time ago,...
Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Space invaders

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The other day, I was enjoying a perfectly wonderful little breakfast at El Gallo De Oro, one of my favorite hole-in-the-wall (that's a c...
Monday, December 15, 2014

DON'T save the date

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In case you didn't know, Saturday was December 13, 2014, notable because it was a sequential date, and even more notable as it was the...