Friday, October 30, 2015

Happy "It Gets Dark At 6" Season!

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Daylight Saving Time ends this weekend so as we do every year, we'll all be setting our clocks back one hour this Saturday night/ea...
Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Whom to hate THIS week (part 4): She Just Doesn't Get It edition

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It's happened again, just as it will continue to happen for now and ever more... Someone does something mean/stupid/thoughtless Som...
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Monday, October 26, 2015

I hear things

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I don't actively eavesdrop on people because that's rude but sometimes, for a variety of reasons, y ou can't help but hear oth...
Friday, October 23, 2015

This is what I'm having for lunch.

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Look at this. This bottle of green goo that looks like a witch's armpit sweat. This is what I'm having for lunch. I bought it, ...
Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Sometimes there are limits to how much you can complain

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The other night I met this guy and he was complaining about his current lot in life. That being, he had paid off his mortgage a few years ...
Monday, October 19, 2015

Algorithms: Not all they're algo'ed up to be

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I got an email the other day from one of the internet's Original Gangstas, eBay, and this was the subject line: "Clark, we though...
Friday, October 16, 2015

Good guys wear pink

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It's October, which is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. The NFL honors this occasion every year by outfitting its players and coaches ...
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Thursday, October 15, 2015

An addendum to yesterday's "Whom to hate" post

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Yesterday, I wrote a post stating that Jennifer (Auntie Jen) Connell and her lawyer William (Bill) Beckert were deserving of internet h...
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Wednesday, October 14, 2015

Whom to hate THIS week (part 3): Hug It Out edition

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Who is it? It's Jennifer (Auntie Jen) Connell, Manhattan hors d'oeuvres enthusiast and asshole, who sued her nephew for hugging her...

FAQ for the newly improved clarkbrooks.com

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Hey look everybody, I re-did my web site, clarkbrooks.com ! Go check it out. There's no free downloads or apps or anything like that ...
Monday, October 12, 2015

Happy Not Columbus Day!

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Well, since it's (what is still currently known as) Columbus Day, I was going to tell the story about Mrs. Reed, my third grade social...

BONUS BLOG POST: Something nice!

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Hey, remember our ol' pal Jessie Stehlik? In addition to her role as antagonist/ally in the legendary Muffinquest adventure , she also d...
Friday, October 09, 2015

Political correctness: Ruining America since 1950

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Yep. This kind of destructive rhetoric from an illegal alien is the exact reason why people need to vote for Donald Trump. Or Lex Luthor.
Wednesday, October 07, 2015

An ethical gimmick

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"ST. PETERSBURG — The owner of a Florida media company said Monday that radio host Bubba The Love Sponge Clem tried to influence the...
Monday, October 05, 2015

Halloween costume ideas for 2015, some inspired by Facebook status updates!

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Halloween is almost upon us. Time to slut it up! Or come up with a creative costume to hide your face and express yourself. But that require...
Friday, October 02, 2015

Lies and the dumb ass liars who tell them

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Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-UT) questioned Planned Parenthood President Cecile Richards in front of the House Oversight Committee on Tuesday. H...
Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Generation BS

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Here's a video that pops up on Facebook fairly often... What a total load of bullshit. This and all the related memes where we k...
Monday, September 28, 2015

A rootin' tootin' shootin' candidate!

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I'm sure she only looks constipated Do you hate women? Are you tired of veteran benefits being taxed to fund military abortions perf...
Friday, September 25, 2015

A celebratory sale!

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In an effort to express my appreciation for being selected as Creative Loafing's 2015 Readers Choice award winner for BEST BOOK BY A LOC...
Thursday, September 24, 2015

Something has happened... (conclusion)

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In case you weren't able to surmise from the fiendishly subtle clues I left here Monday and Wednesday ... I won an award!   Actual...