Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Holiday hiatus space-fillers!

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Hey, I'm taking the next two weeks off for the Holidays because unlike previous years, I have a reason to do so. Don't worry about...
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Monday, December 21, 2015

I'm doing the best I can

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I'm writing this more for myself than anybody else so please pardon the self-indulgence. Of course, if you get something out of it, t...
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Friday, December 18, 2015

$ometime$, I enjoy the finer thing$

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I know I come off as a working-class "everyman" to whom everyone can relate, but I have my sophisticated side too, a part of me th...
Wednesday, December 16, 2015

How the rebel eats healthy(-er-ish)

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I had this for lunch the other day: carrots and celery with a little tub of peanut butter to dip into that I found at a convenience store. ...
Monday, December 14, 2015

A binger's remorse

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For many of us during the holidays, the general mood of joy is often tinged with a hint of melancholy, because some of those whom we hold mo...
Friday, December 11, 2015

Frequently Asked Questions on a Friday about Saturday

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Tomorrow night, come see the hilarious J.B. Ball make fresh LOLZ just for you at Side Splitters!   J.B. Ball LIVE! with your host, Cl...
Wednesday, December 09, 2015

Go Fund Myself!

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Hi everyone. I got a flu shot today. I was very brave and didn't pass out and only cried a little. But I found out (after the fact!!...
Monday, December 07, 2015

Baby, it's colder inside than it is out here

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ME: Umm, What are you doing in there? HER: Umm, I'm sitting on your desk and looking at you through the window. I would think that wo...
Friday, December 04, 2015

Pluggity plug plug plug

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Guess who's hosting a week of shows at Side Splitters in Tampa next month? This guy! That means I will be the one who goes up ...
Thursday, December 03, 2015

Clarketplace: The various wares of the enterprising Jeff Hickmott

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I'll let Jeff say it all... Hi, my name is Jeff Hickmott and I am a blogger, podcaster and sometime photographer. Please peruse the ...
Wednesday, December 02, 2015

Somebody in Georgia needs a hug. Or a hobby.

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A new sign posted by a Georgia sheriff declares the county he works for “politically incorrect” and asks any people offended by it to le...
Monday, November 30, 2015

Oh look. He's plugging another show. Again.

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Heck yes, I am! It's my first time being a featured performer and it's happening at one of my favorite venues, the always funky, ...

Clarketplace: Nature's Expression custom woodworking

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Kirk Moss operates Nature's Expression from his shop in Seminole Heights where he offers custom woodworking. Check these examples out: ...
Friday, November 27, 2015

There's no place like Clarketplace for the holidays

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Hi there! Are you looking for something different to give as gifts this holiday season? Something maybe created by not only a person's ...
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Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Stuff yo'self

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This week over at " The Unbelievables ", my writing partners Jeff Hickmott and Michael Noble are sharing Thanksgiving side dish re...
Monday, November 23, 2015

Happy Adele-sgiving!

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I'll admit it. I got caught empty-handed (or rather, empty-headed) this morning. I'm going to give myself a pass because we're a...
Friday, November 20, 2015

My love affair with Kymatic Studios continues!

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"Kymatic Studios is a progressive and versatile space in the Warehouse Arts District. We are an art gallery, a workshop, a music venue ...
Wednesday, November 18, 2015

No shame

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Last Saturday, I watched as scores of people changed their Facebook profile pictures to blue, white and red in response to the attacks tha...
Monday, November 16, 2015

Hey, thanks!

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At the risk of coming off as unctuous or smarmy... With the state of current events being as crappy as it is (You guys are aware that the ...
Sunday, November 15, 2015

Tonight: Help prevent a car fire with your LOLZ

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The other night, Cam Bertrand, someone I'm proud to say is a fellow comic and a friend, competed in the " Florida's Funniest ...
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