Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Flee For All

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Certain specific words and word combinations are always used in certain, specific circumstances. Screams are always blood-curdling, tundras ...
Thursday, August 28, 2008

The Great Mosaic

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With the Democratic National Convention underway, this is a good time to think about all of the things that make our country such a great p...
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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

'Tooned up

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The top 10 fairly common occurrences that would be 100X better if they happened in real life the way they do in cartoons 10) OCCURRENCE: Su...
Tuesday, August 26, 2008

More appliances behaving badly

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One of the great things about being severely paranoid is that when someone...or something turns on you and tries to kill you, you're rar...
Monday, August 25, 2008

Never too early for Christmas shopping...

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Normally I hate to ruin a surprise, but this is just too exciting to keep: Look at what you're all getting for Christmas ! Well, not all...
Sunday, August 24, 2008

Things that make me say "AAUGH!"

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I know the only thing worse than hearing a fan whine about how the officials are cheating against their favorite team is hearing a fan whine...
Friday, August 22, 2008

I'll take an omen wherever I can get it

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I came out and found a duck feather sticking out of the air intake between the hood and windshield of my car the other day. I'm not sure...
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I can not wait!!

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Even though I don't have any choice and so I will, I can't. it's Always Sunny in Philly Oh, I'll be there Danny. I'll be...
Thursday, August 21, 2008

None of Asimov's Laws of Robotics covered furniture

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Further proof that we (human beings) are another step closer to being rendered completely obsolete... This is very, very bad news not only f...
Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Rock off!

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Remember when you were a kid and a well-intentioned but less-than-pop-culturally-savvy adult, usually a grandparent, would give you a presen...
Tuesday, August 19, 2008

From YouTube

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One of the coolest things I've ever seen on YouTube ... I especially enjoyed the Butch & Sundance sequence.
Monday, August 18, 2008

When worlds collide...or at least bump up against each other

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Oh boy! In another one of those kooky quirks of scheduling , Tampa played host to both the Women of Faith Infinite Grace conference and th...
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Sunday, August 17, 2008

What to watch?

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(DISCLAIMER: That is not a picture of me; I don't own a Superman t-shirt) ESPN had a poll the other day on SportsCenter , asking peopl...
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Friday, August 15, 2008

Incredible shrinkage

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"When the going gets tough, the tough get going" "Everything happens for a reason" "When life gives you lemons, mak...
Thursday, August 14, 2008

Update on the Bloomingdale library assault victim

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I've written about this before . Sadly, there isn't actually much news to report , at least about the victim's condition. Howeve...
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Gator season starts tomorrow

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No, not football. Florida's annual alligator hunting season begins August 15th and runs through November 1st. 4,500 permits, which incl...
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Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Time to alter some states

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Alaska and Hawaii both became states way back in 1959, the last states that were added to the union. We could have included the currently un...
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Tuesday, August 12, 2008

A short conversation about going to the movies

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"Hey, are you busy? Do you want to go see Pineapple Express tonight?" "Why would I be interested in seeing that? I don'...
Monday, August 11, 2008

Last one out, please turn off the light

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My dear friend B McB has a theory that K-Mart actually closed five years ago and just didn't bother to tell anybody. I tend to agree w...
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Sunday, August 10, 2008

Criss Angel update

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Well, it's been just under two weeks since illusionist Criss Angel defied death by escaping from the condemned Spyglass Inn in Clearwat...
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