Resolutions don't make anybody happy

"The New Year is a time to take stock of where you are in life", they said.
"Examine the choices you make", they said.
"Replace bad habits with good ones", they said.
"Resolve to get in shape", they said.
"Just make a few lifestyle changes", they said.
"Little things add up to make a big difference", they said.
"Eat less", they said.
"Exercise more", they said.
"Climb stairs whenever possible, instead of taking gthe easy route", they said.

"You are such a disappointment", they said.