Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Friday, June 05, 2009

It's National Donut Day!

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How do you know it's officially a national holiday ? Because otherwise, women like this are never seen inside a Dunkin' Donuts .
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Thursday, June 04, 2009

2:40 of time pleasantly wasted for Beatles fans

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I found this gem on one of my favorite blogs, The Worley Gig . You don't even need to be a gamer to appreciate it and it's packed wi...
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Decepti-what now?

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I saw Transformers when it came out a couple of years ago. It was a big, loud, dumb mess of a movie, and I loved it. I'm definitely go...
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Wednesday, June 03, 2009

ACME Traffic Management

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At least one coyote is apparently on the loose in Tarpon Springs . I would advise residents and visitors to avoid mysterious tunnels that s...
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Today's non-word of the day

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Regurgitance [ri- gur -ji-tuhns] –noun information of little value, due to either being mindless by its very nature or stolen from someone ...

A warning

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Dear He Whose Real Name Is So Utterly (Yet Appropriately) Ridiculous That I Can't Even Come Up With An Alias, I've seen your truck. ...
Tuesday, June 02, 2009

Do you like my new hat?

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I love any joke about pirates that doesn't rely on " Aaarrr! " or some lame variation thereof for a punchline. So when I saw ...
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Monday, June 01, 2009

Halleleujah!

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Conan returns to tv tonight! He's replacing Jay Leno as the host of The Tonight Show and I could not be happier. Well, I could, but not ...
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La Di Da

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This past Saturday night, I went to La Di Da , a creative event put on by Square 1 , held at The Ritz in Ybor . I've wanted to attend ...
Friday, May 29, 2009

Behind The Quiz

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If you're not on Facebook , you should know that a great deal of time and effort is wasted spent on that site making and taking variou...
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Thursday, May 28, 2009

Baseball: So much more than a game

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May 21, 2009. The Big East Conference baseball championship tournament in Clearwater. UConn vs USF. The stage is set for an epic showdown...
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This could have been perfect...

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What you see here are two guys at an auto dealership trying (and failing) to charge $3 for parking for a minor league baseball game here in ...
Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Ah! Wordplay!

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I think I neglected to mention that The 23-Year-Old and I, who used to work together and then didn't, are working together again, althou...
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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Carol's Corner: Hooked on phonics

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Here's my mom again. I think she's starting to like blogging. It's a healthy way to express your frustrations. I'll bet she ...
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Monday, May 25, 2009

Army Stories: The Russian hockey incident

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I hope you're enjoying the Memorial Day weekend and celebrating the holiday in a fitting manner. As I've mentioned previously , I wa...
Saturday, May 23, 2009

Andy Sonnanstine

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The best hitt ing pitch er in baseball!!
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Thursday, May 21, 2009

So we have to say good-bye for the summer...

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As far as television (and the thermometer here in Florida) is concerned, it is summer time already. That means it's time to say farewell...
Wednesday, May 20, 2009

It's a dog-walk-dog world

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As we continue to hurtle towards wherever it is we're going to eventually wind up, things are changing rapidly. The world around us and ...
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Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Nos es forsit iustus iens essum is

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"The thing is, if it's only twenty-five cents, we're probably just gonna eat it." And so it was, on the however-many-mill...

The St. Pete Times loves me!

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Look everybody! I had an entry published in the St. Pete Times wildly popular " Stuck In The '80s " blog! This is the coolest...
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