Video recorded LIVE at the scene! |
Video recorded LIVE at the scene! |
"Hi Bob. I'm not actually at the mall. I don't know if you've heard, but something terrifying is happening there. Probably a shooting."
"Well, what can you tell us about the video recorded live at the scene?"
"It would appear that people are fleeing and terrified."
"What do you suppose that is?"
"Something terrifying. Like a shooting."
"To be clear, we are not saying this is a shooting."
"No, of course not. That would be irresponsible."
"But shootings are terrifying."
"And these people are terrified."
"Let's take another look:"
Video recorded LIVE at the scene! |
Video recorded LIVE at the scene! |
"Bob, police are on the scene and are saying that it is not a shooting."
"Details are still emerging as this situation continues to develop."
"The police say that they have been releasing statements for the the last 20 minutes, confirming that this is definitely not a shooting."
"Well, we have some Twitter reports from people at the mall who say they heard what sounded like firecrackers."
"Yeah, but the police are pretty emphatic. They said that absolutely no shots were fired."
"Firecrackers can be terrifying."
"That's true. Especially when they're gunshots and not firecrackers."
"Exactly! Roll the video:"
Video recorded LIVE at the scene! |
"Well, keep in mind that I have absolutely no idea what is happening as I have just seen this video for the first time. What's going on? Is that at the mall?"
"Yes, the mall where something terrifying, not unlike a mass shooting, appears to be taking place."
"In that case, my expert analysis is that I agree."
"Want to see the video again?"
"Oh yes, please!"
Video recorded LIVE at the scene! |
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