Wednesday, March 12, 2008

A short conversation about religion

"Hey dude, you got a little...a little..schmutz...right there on your forehead. Just so you know."

"Uh, thanks. It's Ash Wednesday, you ass. Just so you know."

"Oh geez, I'm sorry! I didn't even realize..."

"Yeah, well, if you would bother to learn a little something about important things like how other people express their religious faith, you wouldn't have to apologize."

"Ok, sure. Thanks for the heads-up. Oh, and I really hope your religion practices a Booger Hanging Out Of Your Nose Thursday or A Small Piece Of Broccoli Stuck In Your Teeth Saturday because if not, you're on your own from here on out, buddy."

(I know this post isn't timely --CB)

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