Not so fast, would-be Spike on the Mic Show attendee...

Tonight's show is cancelled. I just found out. Cancelled on account of sometimes, life isn't fair. Sorry if this ruins your plans. Sorry even if it doesn't. You can say you were going to come if you had no real intention of actually showing up and I wouldn't know. So you have that to hang over my head at least.
Plus, I know I owe you a podcast too. I know, I know. I'm working on it! Geez!