Please join me at this (FREE) show!

On Wednesday, I saw this on Facebook:

Of course I was interested so of course I commented. And then this happened:

End result: I rounded up some comics and we're going to put on a show! On a Saturday night! For free!!

"A Night of Laughs with Clark Brooks and Friends"

Saturday, July 9 - 9:00 PM

Sacred Grounds Coffee House

4819 E. Busch Blvd, Tampa

ADMISSION IS FREE!!

Who are these "friends" of mine, you ask? First, let me assure you that each and every one of them is from this planet, That is my promise to you: this show will feature nothing but 100% Earthling performers. Unless aliens come here, assimilate themselves into our culture and prove to be funnier comedians, I will always be #EarthFirst when it comes to promoting comedians.

Suck it, Neptune. For now.

Here's the line-up of soon-to-be-your-favorite comedians, along with some Fun Fakts® to help you fall in love with them that much easier:

DILLON ALEXANDER

Dillon's last name starts with a vowel!

LOGAN CHARLES III

There may be three of him, but he is only one of them!

BECCA CHILDS

Becca's hobbies may include bee keeping and macrame! Or they may not. I have no idea!

ROB GARGULIO

Rob's beard is categorized as a "carry-on" item when he travels!

TYLER HORVATH

Tyler "plans" to "vote" in the "upcoming" election! (Good luck with that, buddy! #EarthFirst)

COLIN MEANS

Among his favorite things to eat, Colin lists "food"!

MIKE MORRIS

Mike is probably not a Unabomber!

MELISSA NICHOLAS

Melissa's favorite African rainforest lizard is the Tokay gecko! 

TODD STIMMELL

Todd has not told me that he won't beat the living daylights out of me if I make one more remark about his hot wife, so this isn't one of those!

ZAC TOWNSEND

Zac is the proud owner of some of the dumbest t-shirts I have ever seen in my life! (Pictured: not one of those dumb t-shirts)

And then there is I, me, who will serve as your humble and affable host.

CLARK BROOKS

I'm old!

There you have it. A dozen people, on a mission to make people LOLZ for zero monies. 

Join us, won't you?