On Wednesday, I saw this on Facebook:
Who are these "friends" of mine, you ask? First, let me assure you that each and every one of them is from this planet, That is my promise to you: this show will feature nothing but 100% Earthling performers. Unless aliens come here, assimilate themselves into our culture and prove to be funnier comedians, I will always be #EarthFirst when it comes to promoting comedians.
|Suck it, Neptune. For now.|
Here's the line-up of soon-to-be-your-favorite comedians, along with some Fun Fakts® to help you fall in love with them that much easier: