"If I were a superhero, I would be HourMan, and my super power would be hour power. That means I could do whatever I want, fly, be bulletproof, run fast, be on fire, see through shit, anything, for one hour at a time. My costume would have a real working clock on my chest and a watch on each wrist, all set to precisely the exact right time. And my battle cry would be, check this out: 'Knock knock, it's justice time!'. How cool would that be?"
"Well, pretty cool, I guess. But your battle cry doesn't really make a lot of sense. Why not 'Tick-tock, it's justice time!'?"
"Oh yeah. That's so much better."