Tuesday, June 02, 2009

Do you like my new hat?

I love any joke about pirates that doesn't rely on "Aaarrr!" or some lame variation thereof for a punchline. So when I saw this hat, I had to have one.
Do you want one of your very own? This jaunty lid is sure to make your mates chuckle while simultaneously annoying any Somali ne'er do wells you may encounter. I think it's a "must have" if you're going on a cruise.
To get yours, contact Bill Bruhmiller of Aurora Aerospace at william.bruhmiller@auroraaerospace.net or 1 (813) 321-5149. And tell him you saw it here!

9 comments:

gadzooks64 said...

That hat is friggin awesome!

Enjoy!

Jessie said...

Q: Why are Pirates so bad?
A: Because they AAaarrrrrr!

...oh...wait...you DON'T like that kind of punchline. Got it. Sorry for the misread...

Ruprecht said...

Rupe will pass.

But he has jumped and clicked his heels in solidarity of Clark's joy and giddiness .....

Denise said...

I will probably not pass. Daddy was SEAL and, while I'm not so into bullet humor, I think he'd like this from me for fathers day!

Unknown said...

I don't know...I'm not a gun guy by any stretch of the imagination but the term "bullet humor" kinda cracks me up.

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Unknown said...

I don't know...I'm not a gun guy by any stretch of the imagination but the term "bullet humor" kinda cracks me up.

Denis A. Baldwin said...

That's awesome! Pirates, particularly new school pirates, are ridiculously awesome and this hat makes them 10x more awesome than that.

Unknown said...

I have never owned a piece of headwear that inspired such polar reactions. People seem to either love or hate this hat. That makes me love it even more now.