Tuesday, May 29, 2007

A short conversation about modesty

"Look at this! The bagger didn't put the toilet paper in a bag. Now everybody in the parking lot is going to see me lugging a 12 pack of Charmin to the car. How embarrassing."

"What's the big deal? You don't think everybody uses toilet paper?"

"I happen to know for a first-hand fact that not everybody uses toilet paper."

"That's the most disgusting thing I have ever heard."

"Let's just say there are a lot of people's bathtubs you would not want to eat a meal out of."

"Yet again, I stand corrected."

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