BONUS CHRISTMASITUDE: By popular demand from RottenMom, here's this...
Merry Christmas! From me, my sweet-ass jacket and my watermelon slush from Sonic |
Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.
Merry Christmas! From me, my sweet-ass jacket and my watermelon slush from Sonic |
3 comments:
I took one of your earlier entries and did this on XtraNormal and spent an afternoon (I should have been working) and got it all set up but if kept failing to publish...then I found out you had to pay for it and said, oh...maybe later :) Glad you found it and I look forward to your Kwanzaa and Boxing Day entries!
I'm thinking if every guy had a sweet-ass Santa jacket like yours they might be getting a lot of sweet-ass Christmas action.
The watermelon slush just makes it all that much better!
I LOVE YOU for doing this!
OK. I'm dying laughing. That is some good stuff right there!
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