This is the blog post that will FINALLY get Quentin Tarantino's attention! |
- "Hey, let's all make pen marks on your leg, guessing how high up the poison goes by lunch time. Winner gets a prize!"
- "If we can believe 50 years of comic books, a series of successful movies and one overblown Broadway musical, you are going to be having some fantastic adventures soon."
- "In the event that it needs to be amputated, definitely opt for a peg leg. Instant street cred during Gasparilla!"
Spider-foot, Spider-foot
She's got poison inside her foot
Got bit up at a wedding, should have watched where she was treading
Look out, here comes the Spider-foot!
In case you're concerned about her and thought I was being insensitive, relax, she's fine. I'm watching her scamper around on the ceiling above me at this very moment.
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