Monday, February 17, 2014

Happy Presidents' Day!

Welcome to Presidents' Day, or as it is officially known, Washington's Birthday, which was originally intended to celebrate George Washington, the first man elected to the office of President of the United States and the last white man to be named Washington. Now we just call it Presidents' Day, to commemorate every guy (sorry, ladies) who has ever held the job.
"I'm out, bitches!" (Not shown: dropped mic)

So take some time today to think about those who accepted the challenge of holding the position of leader of the greatest and most powerful nation on earth (sorry, ladies and most non-white dudes), kick back and enjoy one regularly priced Big Mac or Quarter Pounder with Cheese and get a second one for only a penny from McDonald's!


PICTURED: Manifest destiny
(NOTE: Actual sandwiches never look like this)
 Hey, thanks, Presidents of the United States!

1 comment:

Michael Noble said...

"Not shown: dropped mic" made me spew ...