Friday, April 29, 2016

Tuesday's show: Fun facts about the comics!

Next Tuesday, there will be a comedy show in Ybor City that will raise funds to benefit Relay for Life on behalf of the American Cancer Society
Here are some Fun Facts! about the comedians who will be performing in the show. You can always tell when Facts are Fun by the use of exclamation points!
I didn't ask their permission but I'm putting their personal business out there. Because this is raw! This is real! This is Fun Facts!

Tyler Horvath
  • Tyler used to work at Arby's!
  • Other than the United States, Arby’s currently has locations in Turkey, Canada, and Qatar!
  • All together Arby’s has over 3,400 locations all over the globe!
  • There are only two states in the country without an Arby’s branch: Rhode Island and Vermont!
Colin Means
  • Colin is tall! 
  • I don't know how tall he is!
  • He's taller than lots of people!
  • But not all of them!
Melissa Nicholas
  • Melissa is one of two women performing in this show!
  • There are six (6) people performing in the show!
  • 33% of the performers in the show are women!
  • Melissa represents 50% of all women performing in the show!
Zac Townsend
  • As far as I know, Zac has never worked at Arby's!
  • The original Arby’s opened in Ohio and had less than five main menu items available: roast beef sandwiches, Jamocha shakes, Texas-sized iced tea, and potato chips on the side! 
  • The founders of Arby’s were Forrest and Leroy Raffel, who were often called the R.B. brothers or RB’s!
  • Arby’s famous Beef ‘n Cheddar sandwich made its debut in 1978!
Victoria Yepes
  • Victoria's last name starts with Y, which is the reason she's listed last and not because of sexism!
  • Technically, I'm actually the one who is listed last, so there's no issue with sexism at all!
  • Sexism is wrong!
  • Please don't sue me!
Clark Brooks
  • I'm Clark Brooks!
  • I will be serving as your humble host for the evening, and will be introducing the talented young comedians listed above!
  • I will probably wear the same shirt seen in this picture, or one that looks pretty similar because I have a lot of shirts like that one!
  • I'm Clark Brooks!
Now that you know so many deeply personal things about all the participating comedians, how can you possibly miss this show???

LOLZ For A Cause!
Tuesday, May 3, 2016
Urban Phoenix Studios
2002 E. 5th Street, Suite 103
Tampa (Ybor City), Florida

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