- Latka Gravas (Andy Kaufman)
- Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)
- Borat (Sacha Baron Cohen)
- Austin Powers (Mike Myers)
- The Festrunk Brothers (Steve Martin & Dan Aykroyd)
Top Five Major League Sports Team Names That Sound Like They Were Invented For Some Shitty Movie About Sports
- Houston Texans
- Washington Nationals
- Tennessee Titans
- Baltimore Ravens
- Washington Wizards
(Note: Anaheim Ducks [nee Mighty Ducks of Anaheim] is not included because it was invented for a shitty movie about sports)
Top 5 Names Most Likely To Belong To Jerks
- Gary
- Larry
- Barry
- Gary
- Gary
(I have only ever met, like, two guys named Gary who are not jerks)
Top 5 Formerly Huge Movie Stars Who Are Now Considered, At Best, Clowns, Because Of Things They Have Said And/Or Done In Their Personal Lives
- Tom Cruise
- Mel Gibson
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
- Kevin Costner
- Sylvester Stallone
Top 5 Celebrities I'd Be Willing To Bet Are Surlier In Real Life Than They Seem On TV
- John Madden
- Jay Leno
- George Foreman
- John Travolta
- Adam Sandler
Top 5 Celebrities I'd Be Willing To Bet Are Just As Surly In Real Life As They Seem On TV
- Harrison Ford
- David Letterman
- Barbra Streisand
- Mike Tyson
- Prince
Top 5 Celebrities Who Have Absolutely No Business Being Famous
- Paris Hilton
- Jimmy Fallon
- Simon Cowell
- Anna Kournikova
- Kathy Griffith
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