Job update

Well, I've been at my "new" job at the print shop for two months now. I had no idea there would be so much to learn. My boss isn't worried and says it will probably take three years(!) to get up to speed on everything I need to know. That's reassuring, since I still haven't been able to figure out the difference between the various kinds of paper during the same amount of time in which I once learned how to assemble, disassemble and fire semi-automatic weapons, field triage and first aid, chemical weapons, military courtesy, field survival skills, drill and ceremony and how to identify Soviet aircraft and tanks.