|"I've done it! I've discovered America! I am the man!"|
|"Gyah! Reverse! Hit the brakes!"|
|"Well gee, Mrs. Reed, what time is it right this exact minute?"|
|"Yeah, I knew all along that shit wasn't real.|
What? No, I have NOT been crying!"
|"Okay, maybe I'm not the man but I am a person of interest."|