Come sail me away

Have you ever wanted to put me on a boat so I could be sent off somewhere far, far away*? 

It's okay, you can answer honestly. 

Of course you have! I know I have! 

Well, here's your big chance! 

I'll be participating in the "Last Comic Stranded 2016" competition at Side Splitters on Friday, August 5th at 10:15 PM. Each comic will get 5 minutes of time. From this night two will move on to the final on August 26th. The winner of this competition will get to go on the 7-night cruise and open for comedians Ralphie May and Bert Kreisher. Popular vote will determine who wins this round and gets to compete in the finals, so I need as many people who love me unconditionally to pack the place and totally sandbag the vote. Also, you people too.

Here's some added incentive to attend this event: the great Nick Griffin will close out the show that night!

It's true; he's been on Letterman. And Conan and lots of other shows.

Here's some even more added-er incentive: Using my initials (CB) as a promo code at checkout when you buy tickets on line (see the link below) gets you in for the depravedly low price of $6.42, including taxes and service charges and everything!

This is how much of "Captain America: Civil War" you'd be able to see at that price.

Calta Cruise 10 presents:

Last Comic Stranded 2016

Friday, August 5

10:15 PM

Side Splitters Comedy Club

12938 N. Dale Mabry, Tampa

TICKETS ON SALE NOW!

(Don't forget to use CB as your promo code)

* = I'd be coming back at some point, you dicks.