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Okay, here's what's up...
Tomorrow night, I'll be performing at Bula Kafe in St. Petersburg, in a competition presented by Kava Komedy. Performing is lots of fun in itself. Winning a competition as a performer is even more fun. Please come out to the show and help me have as much fun as humanly possible.
Now, I realize that as a call-to-action, that doesn't have, or deserve, the kind of urgency of "please donate blood!" or "please recycle!" or "please contribute to my GoFundMe account so I can establish a catch-and-release program for wayward spiders!". But there are (potential) perks for you if you show up:
"Kava Komedy has taken stand up comedy at Bula Kafe and turned it up to 11! We've got a brand new format mixing professional headliners and a weekly competition where the winner returns for a shot in the finals. It's not just a better show, we've also added VIP seating with table service and a raffle where guests can win a $20 tab with multiple drawings for bigger crowds."Try getting that by donating blood to recycled spiders or whatever.
So, if you live in St. Pete, Clearwater, Largo, Pinellas Park or anywhere else, please seriously consider coming out for this. Okay? All right.
Join us in the VIP section for the best seats in the house, a server, and bonus tickets for our weekly raffle."
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