Sunday, March 16, 2008

I knew it!

What's important to note here is that I, Clark Brooks, knew it all along. UCSB is just backing me up. It doesn't matter that I've never offered evidence of my own or even made that declaration aloud before, I'm the first guy who knew this was a bunch of baloney.
In case you're wondering, it's perfectly ok to make a claim like this without substantiating it, as proven by Chick-Fil-A's assertion that they invented the chicken sandwich. Chick-Fil-A has only been around since 1946 and it's virtually impossible to believe that nobody ever considered putting a piece of chicken between two pieces of bread prior to that. In fact, there are persistent rumors that at least ten years prior to Chick-Fil-A's inception that the Nazis had teams of chefs running around the world looking for all sorts of poultry sandwich artifacts. Word was that Hitler had gone nuts on the subject. He was crazy. He was obsessed with the chicken sandwich. One could certainly understand Hitler's interest in the subject: the Bible speaks of the chicken sandwich leveling mountains and laying waste to entire regions. An army which carries the chicken sandwich before invincible. DON'T LOOK AT IT, MARIAN!! DON'T LOOK INSIDE THE CHICKEN SANDWICH!!

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