Wooooo!!! Come on!! It's Ladies night! Check it out! There's plenty of good parking!! Let's party! Wooooo!!!
(with apologies to the great and wonderful Blogging McBloggington for ripping off her schtick)
Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.
Wooooo!!! Come on!! It's Ladies night! Check it out! There's plenty of good parking!! Let's party! Wooooo!!!
(with apologies to the great and wonderful Blogging McBloggington for ripping off her schtick)
3 comments:
Nice. I live right down the street from the Rajin Cajun. Used to be called Blondie's. Never been in there, but they have karaoke, so you never know.
Damn. I'm so sorry I missed this.
Maybe next week...
There may not be a next week at this rate, Jane.
"How did ladies Night go last night, Ray Bob?"
"Not so good, I'm afraid"
"Damn. Did you put it on the marquee?"
"Yep, spelled it right and everything"
"Hmmm, was the neon 'OPEN' sign turned on?"
"Yep, shoulda seen the bugs"
"Well, did you leave the enormous wrought iron gate open?"
"Yep, sure did"
"I don't understand. Did you clean up that puddle of liquid in the parking lot that probably isn't water since it hasn't rained in over a month?"
"Oops!"
Although, as Dave points out, they do have karaoke...
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