From the "Stupid behavior by guys named George whose last name doesn't start with a B" Department

George Michael has been busted again. Here's an excerpt from his latest apology issued through a publicist:

“I want to apologise to my fans for screwing up again, and to promise them I’ll sort myself out. And to say sorry to everybody else, just for boring them.”

Every individual would probably define 'finally hitting bottom' differently but if there's a level below feeling compelled to issue a public apology for your latest inappropriate activity in a public restroom because it induces tedium, I don't know what it is.