Tuesday, December 15, 2009

A-Rod = A-vailable

"Hi. I lied repeatedly about abusing steroids which I used to enhance my performance at my job and I cheated on my wife. But I make a lot, and I mean A LOT, of money and I'm no longer dating my movie star girlfriend, so..."

Women everywhere (many of whom are constantly complaining about the shortage of honest, intelligent men who will treat women with respect because they have been burned repeatedly in bad relationships with lying, cheating douchebags): "Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Pick me! Me first! Me first! Pick me! Me! Pick me! Pick me!"

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