Friday, February 05, 2010

Feast your eyes (and your ass will follow)!

Why do we look forward to attending the state fair so much every year? The exhibits? Sure. The rides? Sure, sure. The celebration of agriculture and the importance it plays in all of our lives? Sure, sure, sure. The people watching? Oh, you betcha!
But mostly, we look forward to going to the fair so we can find out what new awful-yet-glorious greasy concoction the evil geniuses who work the midway will be shoving into our ever-gaping and grateful maws.

This year, the pre-fair anticipatory buzz has been about deep fried butter. I didn't encounter that (yet) but I did come across this monstrosity...

Is that what you think it is? Why yes, you closeted little Homer J. Simpson you, it sure is! It's your greatest dream and your worst nightmare: A bacon cheeseburger with two Krispy Kreme donuts substituting for the hamburger buns (the lettuce, tomato and onion is there to make it healthy).

Much, much more fair foolishness to be found at Sticks Of Fire.

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