All I need is a miracle

When it comes to incredible things, I don't think I ask for much. All I want is for a bolt of lightning to hit this guy...
...and these guys...

...so they come to life and wage an epic battle right in the middle of the street between these two stores. That's all. If one of them were to pick up a steakhouse and throw it at one of the others, that would be a bonus. I'm not greedy.