That's no es nice

Hey Spanish-speaking people;

I sincerely respect and appreciate your culture and heritage and personally, I find your native language beautiful. I wish I could speak it myself but I can not. Although, having lived here in Tampa as long as I have, I  have been able to pick up some things...

...and this isn't nice, guys.

Sure, nobody ever wants to give birth to a two-headed baby that grows up to be lawyers. So technically, I guess it's correct; but there has to be a more delicate way to refer to an unfortunate circumstance like that than this.