Q: What time is the show?Let's go to the FAQ!
A: 6:00 PM
Q: How much is this going to set me back?
A: You can see the show for as little as $5 when you buy your tickets RIGHT HERE and use "ball" as a promo code.
Q: What's the regular, non-discounted price?
A: I don't know and who cares? Why would you pay full price when you can see the show for as little as $5 by getting your tickets RIGHT HERE, using "ball" as a promo code?
Q: Is J.B. Ball funny?
A: Heck yeah! He's an award winner!
Q: Who else is going to be there?
A: I believe Mr. Jared Waters will be the feature act. And yes, he is also very funny.
Q: I didn't ask you that.
A: Consider it a bonus answer.
Q: Wait, why are you plugging this?
A: Because I will also be there, hosting the event!
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A: It means when the lights go down, I'll come up on stage, say hello, make some announcements, tell a few jokes and then introduce the comics that are performing.
Q: So the comics don't come up until you say so?
A: Yeah, pretty much.
Q: So you're actually J.B. Ball's boss?
A: Yes. Unless J.B. reads this or somebody tells him about it, in which case, definitely not.
Q: Will I get an opportunity to meet J.B. Ball? Maybe say hello and take a picture?
A: I don't see why not. He's a nice guy. Very friendly.
Q: Will I be able to follow him home afterward?
Q: Sit in my car outside of his house, in the dark?
A: I don't think...
Q: Wait a few hours, break in quietly and watch him while he sleeps?
A: I'm really uncomfortable with this current line of questioning but I'll go ahead and say no.
Q: What about you? Can I do all that with you?
A: Totally. Any lady who ever wants to do that is welcome.
Q: I might be a dude.
A: In that case... ah, who cares. Sure.