Friday, December 11, 2015

Frequently Asked Questions on a Friday about Saturday

Tomorrow night, come see the hilarious J.B. Ball make fresh LOLZ just for you at Side Splitters!

 J.B. Ball LIVE!
with your host, Clark Brooks
12938 North Dale Mabry Highway
Tampa, FL 33618 
(813) 960-1197
Let's go to the FAQ!
Q: What time is the show?
A: 6:00 PM

Q: How much is this going to set me back?
A: You can see the show for as little as $5 when you buy your tickets RIGHT HERE and use "ball" as a promo code.

Q: What's the regular, non-discounted price?
A: I don't know and who cares? Why would you pay full price when you can see the show for as little as $5 by getting your tickets RIGHT HERE, using "ball" as a promo code?

Q: Is J.B. Ball funny?
A: Heck yeah! He's an award winner!

Q: Who else is going to be there?
A: I believe Mr. Jared Waters will be the feature act. And yes, he is also very funny.


Q: I didn't ask you that.
A: Consider it a bonus answer.

Q: Wait, why are you plugging this?
A: Because I will also be there, hosting the event!

"Why did the fart cross the fart? Fart!"
Q: Hosting? What does that mean?
A: It means when the lights go down, I'll come up on stage, say hello, make some announcements, tell a few jokes and then introduce the comics that are performing.

Q: So the comics don't come up until you say so?
A: Yeah, pretty much.

Q: So you're actually J.B. Ball's boss?
A: Yes. Unless J.B. reads this or somebody tells him about it, in which case, definitely not.

Q: Will I get an opportunity to meet J.B. Ball? Maybe say hello and take a picture?
A: I don't see why not. He's a nice guy. Very friendly.

Q: Will I be able to follow him home afterward?
A: Ummm...

Q: Sit in my car outside of his house, in the dark?
A: I don't think...

Q: Wait a few hours, break in quietly and watch him while he sleeps?
A: I'm really uncomfortable with this current line of questioning but I'll go ahead and say no.

Q: What about you? Can I do all that with you?
A: Totally. Any lady who ever wants to do that is welcome.

Q: I might be a dude.
A: In that case... ah, who cares. Sure.



J.B. Ball LIVE!
with your host, Clark Brooks
12938 North Dale Mabry Highway
Tampa, FL 33618 
(813) 960-1197

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