Wednesday, March 30, 2016

Make the Buccaneers great again!

Donald Trump, campaigning for President of the United States:
DT: "He started it."
MEDIA: "That's the argument of a five-year-old."
DT: "No it isn't."
MEDIA: "Yes it is. That's exactly what children in Kindergarten say when they get in trouble."
DT: "That's what's wrong with this country"
FANS: "Yeah! President Trump tells it like it is!"

Donald Trump, head coach of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers:
DT: "We're the world champions!"
REFEREE: "No, you aren't. You didn't even make the playoffs. Your record is 2-14."
DT: "No it isn't."
REFEREE: "Yes it is. You beat the Browns and the Lions and you lost every other game you played."
DT: "That's what's wrong with the NFL"
FANS: "Yeah! Coach Trump tells it like it is!"

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