A short conversation about assholes

"I am just so sick and tired of dealing with assholes, man."
"Wow, could you have possibly uttered a more innocuous, generic statement?"
"What? What do you mean?"
"I mean, is there anybody who would disagree with that? Can you imagine anybody under any circumstances taking the opposing stance?: 'Not me, I love dealing with assholes. They enrich my life and I cherish the opportunities to interact with them every chance I get'. Of course you're sick and tired of dealing with assholes! Everybody's sick and tired of dealing with assholes. That's why they're called assholes!"
"I am sick and tired of dealing with you."