Tuesday, August 05, 2008

I'm "It"

I've been engaged in a game of Blog Tag by Citizen Jane. Here's how it works:

The Rules: Rules are posted at the beginning. At the end of the post, the player tags 5 people and posts their names. Then the player goes to each of the “named” people’s blogs and leaves a comment, letting them know they’ve been tagged and asking them to read your blog. If you’ve been tagged, you do the same, letting the person who tagged you know when you’ve posted your answer. They, in turn, answer the following questions.

Countless emails, chain and standard forwards, have died in my inbox over the years so normally this isn't the kind of thing I'd participate in. But I'm fond of Citizen jane and why should I pass up an opportunity to share some fascinating and 100% true and factual trivia about your favorite subject (me)? So here you go...

What was I doing 10 years ago? - Taking the first steps towards my divorce (aka getting married)

What are five things on my to-do list today? -

  1. Sort items in refigerator alphabetically
  2. Reduce my carbon footprint or at least get some Dr. Scholls pads for my carbon feet
  3. Rank every flavor of Jolly Rancher candy by snarkiness (most to least)
  4. Watch every video on YouTube. Again.
  5. Stick it to The Man.

Snacks I enjoy - Sharksicles. Mashed yeast. Shredded lard. Fried ice.

Places I’ve lived - Tampa, FL. Sarasota, FL. Frankfurt, Germany. West Point, NY. Clarksville, TN. Wrightstown, NJ. Columbia, SC. Indianapolis, IN. Fort Knox, KY. Benton Harbor, MI.

Things I would do if I were a billionaire - Hire an entourage of midgets. Get a talking dog. Buy a roller derby team. Spoil the people I care about beyond rotten. Purchase the rights in perpetuity to the color yellow. Fund research into the development of a pizza box that can be disposed of easily.

Who's next?

You're welcome or I'm sorry, depending on how you feel about this (and yes, I'm only tagging four people, 'cause I'm a rebel!)


citizen jane said...

The Rogue-ette loves your answers, you Snarky Devil, you.

Which Jolly Rancher ended up being the snarkiest -- my vote: watermelon.

Why, it's Clark! said...

Oh, absolutely! You know how watermelon is, with it's rind and it's seeds and it's inherent messiness, none of which is present in Jolly Rancher form. It's all, 'look at me, I'm delicious AND ironic. Meh, meh!'
It wasn't even close.

Why, it's Clark! said...

Oops, the answer to the first question is wrong. I thought it said 20 years ago. I don't know numbers and stuff. That makes this the only inaccurate item in this post.