Well, la-di-freakin'-da!

Ooh, everybody look at who makes all kinds of money lawyerin'! He's got himself a cell phone! Not some stupid old regular phone that any jerk in a tee shirt would have, but a cell phone. And you can even call him on it! I'll bet he talks on it in his car. Or when he's eating food. For dinner. In the building he lives in, with walls and a roof. Where he wears clothes. And watches programs on a television.
Yes indeed, it looks like somebody with a high-falutin' billboard and a cell phone is doing pretty well for himself.